Public Accountability

So, I went to Zesto's yesterday, taking the boss out for a big night on the town.
While we we waiting for our ice cream, the lady behind the counter asked a customer a question.
"Are you OK?", she asked a young woman, who presumably had been at Zesto's for quite some time.
"I mean, he's had his tongue down your throat for about two hours. I just want to make sure you can still breathe."
Amazing.